West Ham Preview and Festive Woes

Salutations.

I hope these words find you in a state of great equanimity and not excreting stress from every orifice as the holiday season bears down on you with the weight of an overenthusiastic walrus. I am, for the first time in my adult life, experiencing the latter as I have uncharacteristically left my Christmas shopping until late. I am behind on my baking, I’m organising a festive fun day for local kids and have been desperately trying to fashion my own Chanukah jumper to wear to a party this evening for the lighting of the menorah. An event I will attend whilst dosed up on antibi...