Fear not,
Red Sox Nation—
Dave Dombrowski has a
list! And that list is
in his pocket. Our dedicated President of Baseball Operations boldly informed the press of such yesterday,
"I have a list in my pocket. There’s a variety of guys who fit that description. There’s a lot of conversations taking part around the industry." Now
"Snoozin' Dave" has not yet
acted on that list—nor do we know who exactly is
on that list.
But it is a list! This is progress, folks. It indicates (sort of) that there is a plan! Frankly, we would prefer if Dave had
"Brass In Pocket" (apologies to
Chrissie Hynde)—or, better yet, some of
John Henry's
gold in his pocket. And further still, that he
spent some of that gold to actually acquire somebody this off-season. Yes, that would be our fervent wish. But
"The List"—that's a good start!