It was the email that almost changed my life — 'Dear Lucy, you've won the National Lottery'

You're incredibly lucky to be reading this. In fact, it's staggering that I even made it to work today. At the very least I deserve some sort of medal — maybe just a small parade — for presenteeism. For while it was an ordinary weekend in some respects — unrelated activities included three separate Deliveroo orders, a hammering of my Uber rating, and martinis with my mother — on Friday night I won the lottery.