Can I have new parents and can you send my brother to prison? Santa reveals funniest things kids have wished for
GETTING the kids’ Christmas gifts right is every parent’s nightmare.
But spare a thought for Santa — particularly when he’s asked to turn a brother into a sister or for a bin collection date to be changed.
These are some of the cute questions asked by 1,000 two to 12-year-olds who have visited Father Christ-mas at a UK theme park this year.
Hilariously, 24 per cent of them even try to BRIBE Santa to ensure they get their wish, including offering pyjamas, socks — or cash.
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Some 42 per cent of kids wrote to the big man or made him a present to apologise for being naughty.
And in a bid to bag a spot on Santa’s Nice List in the festive run-up, 41 per cent help with chores while 37 per cent up their manners.
Santa reveals some of the requests he had from kids at Chessington World Of Adventures Resort.
Funny things kids say to Santa
- Are Santa and Jesus best friends?
- Can I have new parents?
- If Jesus was born in a stable, which animale gave birth to him?
- Please, can you stop the dog from farting?
- Is Santa vegetarian?
- Could our bin collection please be on a different day?
- Could Daddy be turned in to a dog so he is more cuddly?
- Does the family priest know Jesus and his parents?
- Can the date of Christmas be changed so it’s in summer?
- Can you put a dog poop in my brother’s stocking?
- Please put my brother in prison
- Please may you bring me a real baby Jesus?
- Do aliens celebrate Christmas?
- Could my baby brother become a sister?
- Can I have a wife?
- Do dead people still need toys for Xmas?
- Can I have a bubble bath?
- Can you bring me a walking, talking Christmas tree?
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