Parents shouldn't be able to control their children's sexual choices from beyond the grave

How much pocket money did you get for doing jobs around the house when you were a kid? Lots of parents incentivise good behaviour, exam results and obedience through the time-honoured means of financial reward, and there's nothing wrong with that. After all, this is kids we're talking about. They can't be relied upon to go out of the house in matching shoes, much less act in their own best interests. But one parent has found a way to keep that be-good-for-cash dynamic going well into the afterlife.