I had sex with a guy I met on Tinder – he pooed himself during & it smelt so bad, I was the one who had to clean it up
A GIRL was left horrified when a guy she met on Tinder came over to her house for the first time and pooed midway through the pair having sex.
Sharing the “most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened while doing the deed”, the girl recalled how the boy, who she had never met before, outstayed his welcome after pooing the bed – and even left his mess for her to clean up.
Revealing all on TikTok, the girl joked she had previously promised herself she would never share the grim story, before having a change of a heart.
In a series of videos she posted to social media, she revealed: ” 18-year-old me invites a white rich boy I found on Tinder over to my house that I had never met before. Dumb. I was very bad at life at that age, I was very dumb.
“He comes over, we’re doing it. It’s whatever, not great, not bad, he starts, you know, then he starts screaming at the top of his lungs while he, you know, then he starts grabbing his leg and I’m like, ‘Oh, he’s having a charley horse [cramp].’
“He’s grabbing his leg, screaming, screaming and then I start to smell something and I’m like, ‘What is that?'”
Confused, the girl initially thought the smell was coming from her cat. She continued: “I’m looking around to check my cat isn’t in the room and just used the litterbox because I’m like this smells like f**king s***.
“He looks up at me and he goes, ‘I just s*** myself.’ And I was like, ‘What do you mean? Like right here, right now?’ And he’s like, ‘Yeah, in your bed.'”
Naturally, those who came across her video were just as horrified at the revelation and urged the girl for more details.
In a follow-up video, she shared that the guy asked if he could shower, before leaving his grim mess for her to clean up – despite her leaving him bin bags to throw away the soiled sheets.
“He was like, ‘Do you have a towel?’ And I was like, ‘For the s***? No,’ and he was like, ‘No, I was gonna take a shower.’ This is the first time I’ve ever met this boy. So, I go get him a towel and I go out into my living room… thinking he’s going to take a shower and then leave,” she explained.
“I left a trash bag for him to put all the sheets in. That did not happen… I had to wear gloves and clean it up. He gets out of the shower and gets dressed… he sits down next to me on the couch and he’s like, ‘Are we smoking?’
I’m looking around to check my cat isn’t in the room and just used the litterbox because I’m like this smells like f**king s***
“I’m like, ‘Bro, you just s*** my bed. You should be leaving.'”
Eventually the boy finally leaves and to add further insult to injury, immediately blocked the girl on Tinder.
She said: “He’s in my driveway, he must have blocked me as soon as he walked out onto my driveway because you know your girl went on to Tinder to screenshot all of his info so I could roast the f**k out of him.
“He was nowhere to be found. This magical Tinder boy came over, s*** my sheets, blocked me… that was the first and last time I ever heard from him.”
The girl’s videos blew up on online, with her initial clip racking up over 27.4million views and over 27k comments.
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“My jaw is on the FLOOOOORRR,” commented one person, while others couldn’t believe the guy didn’t bother cleaning it up himself.
“The fact that he didn’t clean it and offer to buy you a whole new room is appalling,” another wrote.
A third said: “Just went through the whole 3 parts and I am baffled right now. The fact that he didn’t clean it up and he wasn’t embarrassed and he still stayed.”
“I cannot comprehend who he didn’t clean it up, I would have been YELLING,” agreed one more.
Some joked that they thought the girl was going to reveal the pair ended up staying together, with one person teasing: “Why was I hoping this ended in marriage.”
Surprisingly, there was also a handful of people who could relate, with one person commenting: “I’m very alarmed that we have very similar stories…”
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