Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Second Half Edition

It's second-half baseball! Nothing more exciting than watching the race for the bottom. [thinks of headline to submit to TMZ] ENYWHEY. Enough about the Athletics. We've got one of these great years for the AL Central. The Minnesota Twins would be in 4th place in the AL East, but are somehow atop the leaderboard in the flyover division. The Twins wouldn't be in first place in any other division in baseball except for our beloved AL  Central, home to the Kansas City Royals and Detroit Tigers. Remember when those teams were threats, and Miggy and Beltran and Greinke and Scherzer and Verlander were all just little spuds waiting to be big potatoes? No you don't remember them because you were born in this century and only stumbled upon my article because some TikTok star made fun of it? Welcome, junior! Let's win you a fantasy league. 

It's the second half of the MLB season, so much like like our pants after seconds at the 4th of July picnic, we need to adjust.