Tucker Carlson's job ads claim he values diversity, but that's not what he tells his viewers

Folks, diversity is vitally important to the Tucker Carlson team. Whether you’re ecru, eggshell, ivory, or something in between, you have a place at Tucker’s gross-Jello-salad-laden table. Successful candidates will show a demonstrated ability to convince frightened elderly people that marauding migrant caravans are queuing up at the Kroger deli to buy the last HoneyBaked spiral ham right now. 

Carlson, whose hobbies include making a deadly pandemic even deadlier, squinting at cameras in confusion, and propping up neofascist tyrants both here and abroad, is against employing a broadly diverse production team.

Except when he isn’t.