the dancefloor.
ive been playing crap recently so i decided to do something dif to change my fortunes.
i heard on the radio that talking to your ball is good for people who havnt got many friends.
i thought i would try it,and i reckoned that i should be nice to my ball,just like say talking to a girlfriend.
driving over to the course i was even asking how my balls were in the bag,and saying sorry for taking a bend to sharply,i just wanted to break the ice.
ok we are on the first tee,a shortish par 4,i choose a 5 iron and go for position,the ball i pick is a white ultra.
straight down the middle i forget to talk to it,never mind next shot i will,pw up she goes,GET ON THE DANCEFLOOR.flippin eck it worked.
the rest of the round i talk to my ball,things like,come on,come on,more please,get in the hole.
or no stop to fast,please dont go that far,idiot,i dont know why i bother,im going to hit you in the lake when we come to the 9th.
or yes thats nice just a little faster come on, come on, YES in.
what a wonderful game golf is.