I ordered a load of dresses from ASOS and it was a total fail – one made my boobs look absolutely awful for a start
SHE wanted to look sexy and chic for her big birthday night out.
So Rachel decided to order a load of dresses from ASOS – and some from InTheStyle – in the hope that she’d find one that made her feel special for the evening.
“It’s my birthday on Sunday and my birthday night out on Saturday which gives me two days to find an outfit so fingers crossed,” she began her TikTok video.
“We have multiple options in here – I need to find something that fits me, that suits me, that makes me feel good, so fingers crossed. I’m stressed, I’ve left it last minute again.”
Things didn’t get off to a good start with a long-sleeved nude striped number, as she said: ” I don’t know what this is.
“I’m pasty, white and blonde – why do I always buy skin colour?
“I try and be like a nude girlie but I’m too pale to be into the nudes.”
Secondly, she tried on a plunging purple dress, which she insisted was “not a vibe”.
“My boobs need a little bit of help,” she sighed.
“This has got no security.
“Okay I’m stressing now – we’re two in and it’s not going well.”
The next dress – a red one – also did nothing for her cleavage.
“This is not good, this is not flattering,” she raged.
“This is confusing. Sizing is confusing.
“Because I literally had the same dress but purple when I was looking for a wedding guest dress, in a size 16, normal.
“And because this is an 18 plus size, this is massive.
“My boobs are looking terrible in this video.
“What even is this? They’re not even down south, they’re down south, east and west, like wah!”
A green one was up next, which Rachel said made her “look like a brick”, followed by a brighter green number for which she was “too broad”.
She concluded the haul with a black dress which had sashes attached, as she moaned: “What was I thinking?”
“That’s it, I’m not going. Birthday’s cancelled!”
Rachel then said she’d be ordering more dresses in the hope they did next day delivery ahead of her birthday weekend.
“Your videos make me chuckle! You look fab !!!” one person commented on the video.
“omg you just made my day,” another added.
As a third wrote: “You make me laugh so much.”