I was sick of guys ghosting me so I created an ‘exit survey’ to ask why – people are asking me for the PDF it’s so good
A WOMAN has taken to TikTok to share her hilarious response to being ghosted – by making an ‘exit survey’ for her dates.
Stephanie, known online as @stefdog, regularly shares entertaining videos and dating stories with her 32,000 followers.
In a new video, the comedian shared the four-question feedback form she sent to her ex, in the hope he could offer up a reason for leaving her on read.
“So I recently got ghosted by a guy who I didn’t even like which was obviously devastating, and I emailed him this ghosting exit survey to fill out.
“And feel free to use this at your leisure.
“So the first question is, ‘please provide a one to two sentence example of why you did it’.
“And I just thought it would be nice to give some examples off the top of my head, like ‘you were intimidated by my beauty, you hate yourself, you’re broken, I’m too good for you’, like whatever comes to mind.
“Number two, ‘please circle if I am more cute, hot, sexy or pretty’ and just know, it’s just a rule you have to circle all four.
“And then the third question, ‘please explain why you did not write in smart for that last question. That’s really misogynistic’.
“Four, ‘please provide the names, emails and phone numbers of at least two of your exes and your birth mother’ and that’s just so I can start a group chat.
“And lastly, ‘please select one form of compensation for me’.
“So you could opt for something simple, like sending me your passwords for various streaming services and your social security number.
“Buy my mum a condo in Florida. With a pool, don’t skip out.
“And last but certainly not least, making me your muse and dedicating your life to winning me back.
“So that can be anything from like using my voicemails in a rap song, cutting your ear off and sending it to me, publicly referring to me as ‘the one that got away’, I don’t know.
“Or just like describing me as thin in a novel.
“And we’re off to the races.”
Below the video, she admitted that she is yet to receive his response.
Fans loved Stephanie’s idea, with the video gaining more than 5,300 likes and 62,000 views.
In the comments, the content creator’s followers praised her idea, with one writing: “oh my God this is possibly the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen.”
Another said: “I wanna send this to my ex boo so bad.”
Someone else put: “This is the most fabulous response to being ghosted that I have ever seen. Kudos!”
Another shared their own revenge idea, commenting: “I got him to start talking to me again, gonna make him fall in love and then ghost him back.”