Prince Harry Potter was made to live under the staircase after his mother died, was frequently beaten by his father and older brother, and managed to defeat evil forces using his mastery of chess, but they wouldn’t let him keep an owl

The Duke of Sussex, in his latest book, entitled Harry Wales, the Prisoner of Buckingham Palace, reveals his tormented life in England. He details how he was made to sleep under the stairs, didn’t get fed enough and had to answer to an angry father w…