If I Can't F*ck the M&M Spokescandies, What Do I Have to Live For?
You’ve probably heard the news. And if you haven’t, you’ve felt the cold chill of a castrated nation run down your spine. Mars Wrigley, M&M’s parent company, has decided to not re-sexualize their recently woke-ified spokescandies and is instead banishing them indefinitely. This sex-negative move to appease the left…