I have to walk sideways like a crab in the school playground because of my rude leg tattoos… I don’t regret them though
A WOMAN with rude tattoos on the back of her legs is so conscious of them that she has to walk sideways in the school playground.
Madi took to TikTok to share a video of herself pretending to talk to other mums at pickup, before slowly sidling away sideways – like a crab.
“Me everyday at school pick up when I remember what I have tattooed on the back of my legs,” she wrote over the top of the clip.
She also added in the caption: “I regret nothing”.
Madi was inundated with requests for a “tattoo reveal” in the comments section of that video, and later returned to the social media site to share just that.
“I did not realise this was going to go this crazy,” she laughed.
“I picked my daughter up from school and everyone was going nuts over what my tattoos were.
“So I’ll show you what they say.”
She then turned around to show that she had “b**ch please” in a heart shape etched onto one of her calves, and “u ain’t s**t” in a heart shape on the other.
“I just feel bad when there’s kids reading my legs!” she said.
“I love this,” one person commented on the video.
“That ain’t that bad lol I thought it was gonna be worse,” another wrote.
“Iconic,” a third said.
“Me with the burning church tattoo I have on the back of my leg,” someone else added.
With Madi replying: “I have 666 on the back of my arm lol.”