The 7 most shocking jokes Chris Rock made in his new Netflix comedy special 'Selective Outrage'

Chris Rock went on a near-minute-long rant about Elon Musk's "cum."

Early into "Selective Outrage," Chris Rock criticized a number of companies for their performative support of social issues while charging high prices.

Things took a weird direction when Rock started talking about Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, who is also the owner of Twitter.

"You know what Elon Musk does every time he sells a Tesla? He gets his dick sucked," Rock said. "That's why he looks so weird because his body has negative cum. He's the richest man on earth. No one has lower cum levels than Elon Musk."

Rock continued in this vein, eventually adding that "Aquaman" star Jason Momoa is the only man that comes close to Musk's ability to bed women.

Rock and Musk seemingly have history because Musk joined Dave Chappelle and Rock onstage during one of their comedy shows last year in San Francisco. However, the Twitter CEO was booed by the audience.

Rock called the royal family the "original racists."

Later in the Netflix comedy special, Rock went on to make light of Meghan Markle's situation with the British royal family.

In 2021, Markle and her husband Prince Harry sat down for a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey about their strained relationship with the royal family.

Rock said Markle had no right to complain because she should have known about the royal family's long history of racism.

"She hit the fucking light-skin lottery and still going on complaining. Acting all dumb like she don't know nothing," Rock said. "Going on Oprah like, 'I didn't know. I had no idea how racist they were.' It's the royal family."

Rock continued: "They're the original racists. They invented colonialism. They're the OGs of racism. They're the Sugarhill Gang of racism."

Rock criticized Meghan Markle for complaining that the royal family had "concerns" about her son's skin color.

During the bombshell Oprah interview, Markle said the royal family had "concerns and conversations" about how dark her son Archie Mountbatten-Windsor's skin would be before he was born. 

Rock said that some of the problems Markle described as "racism" was just typical "in-law" stuff.

"She's complaining. I'm like, what the fuck is she talking about," Rock said."Oprah, they're so racist. They wanted to know how brown the baby is going to be.' I'm like, that's not racist because even Black people want to know how brown the baby going to be."

Rock then went on to say that it is harder for white women with Black "in-laws" because the in-laws are "gonna say something" and make jokes at the white woman's expense.

Rock made several jokes about the Kardashians dating Black men.

The Kardashians and their interracial relationships were Rock's next target. In the past, many of the Kardashians have dated or married Black men.

"Kris Jenner is like the Statue of Liberty," Rock said. "She let everybody in."

Rock appeared to reference Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, and Lamar Odom, who are the former husbands of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian respectively.

"[Kris is] like, 'Bipolar rapper, bring your ass here... Crackhead basketball player, bring your ass here.'"

Rock also appeared to joke about Caitlyn Jenner, who was previously married to Kris: "'Daddy got titties, bring your ass here.'"

Rock ended the round of jokes by saying: "The Kardashians are inclusive. And they love Black people more than Black people love Black people."

Rock then implied that the Kardashians are cursed to date Black people because their father, Robert Kardashian, freed O. J. Simpson.

Robert Kardashian, former husband of Kris and father of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob, defended Simpson in the 1995 trial for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, leading to the former footballer's acquittal.

Rock joked that God appeared to Robert Kardashian and said that his daughters will only date "crazy" Black people after he committed "the sin of helping to free O. J. Simpson."

Rock made a crude joke about abortion laws.

Halfway through the special, Rock weighed in on the ongoing topic of abortion in the US after some states set up laws to ban women from being able to get one.

While Rock said he's pro-life because he loves his daughters, he also wants "my daughters to live in a world where they have complete control of their bodies."

The comedian then added: "I believe women should have the right to kill babies. I believe you should have the right to kill as many babies as you want. Kill 'em all. I don't give a fuck. But let's not get it twisted. It is killing a baby."

Rock then joked that a woman should be able to kill their child until they've turned 4 years old.

"I think you should be able to kill that baby until you get that first report card," he said.

Rock said he got his daughter kicked out of school so she could "learn her lesson" after being caught sneaking out and drinking.

During the new comedy special, Rock spoke about how he has tried to stop his children from becoming spoiled.

The comedian recalled that his eldest daughter, Lola, once went on a school trip to Portugal in her senior year, but she and her friends snuck out to go drinking.

"Of course, they got busted. Rich white schools, they don't play that shit," Rock said.

The 58-year-old comedian said that the parents of the other children hired lawyers to fight to keep their children in school, but he was hesitant because he thought Lola needed to learn a lesson.

Rock said that his daughter wasn't taking the situation seriously, saying that he came home to find her "just laughing with like three of her little white girlfriends."

He added: "Lola is like, 'Daddy stop it, you're so serious! I'll be back in school in no time.'" 

Instead, Rock went to the dean and got her kicked out.

"I need you to kick my daughter out of this school," he recalled telling the dean. "I need you to kick her Black ass out of this school. I need my Black child to learn her lesson right now before she is up on OnlyFans and some shit. Please kick my child out of fucking school."

Rock said that this scare tactic worked because Lola is now in culinary school, but added that his daughter and wife never found out about his chat with the dean.

Chris Rock joked about watching "Emancipation" to see Will Smith get physically abused.

At the end of the comedy special, the "Madagascar" actor finally addressed being slapped by Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards ceremony.

Smith infamously slapped Rock at the ceremony last year after the comedian made a joke about Smith's wife's hair.

After criticizing both Smith and his wife, Rock went on to joke about Smith's latest movie, "Emancipation," in which the Oscar-winning actor plays a runaway slave.

"I have rooted for Will Smith my whole life," Rock said. "And now, I watch 'Emancipation' just to see him get whooped. Got me rooting for massa. 'Hit him again, massa.' 'You missed a spot, massa.'"

"Emancipation" is based on a true story.