Tucker Says Meteor Didn't Destroy Dinosaurs (Satire)

 Alexandra Petri (pictured) has written a very funny bit of satire on Tucker Carlson's attempt to justify the January 6th attack on the Capitol. Here is what she wrote for The Washington Post:

I got an advance transcript of Tucker Carlson’s next several shows, operating under the same premise as his recently released, selectively edited Jan. 6 coverage! It follows.

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