Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Has Just Bought a Racehorse "Sir Scrotum" From Princess Sarah Ferguson

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred racehorse trainer has just purchased a horse from Sarah Ferguson, aka Fergie, of the infamous toe-sucking scandal Fergie.

Bob Baffert, who has won more races than Taylor Sw…