So here's an 11-page PowerPoint to help explain the 'Vanderpump Rules' drama dubbed 'Scandavol'

• The "Vanderpump Rules'" multiverse is imploding as we speak.
• Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval split over Sandoval allegedly cheating with fellow castmate Raquel Leviss.
• If you're confused, let this incredible 11-page PowerPoint lead the way.

"Vanderpump Rules" has splintered society.

Since March 4 — the day TMZ delivered the headline that cast member Tom Sandoval was allegedly caught cheating on his girlfriend of nine years Ariana Madix with fellow cast member Raquel Leviss — two camps of people were created: those who've stayed out of the dramaturgy, and those who can't stay away.

For the latter of us, the Sandoval revelation, dubbed "Scandoval" (and now "Scand-evil"), is all-enveloping, as new updates, commentary, and theories about the affair have emerged every day this week. We're scrambling to catch up and piece together what really happened between Sandoval, Leviss, and Madix, as we try to keep ourselves and our children bathed and fed.

Being a fan of the Bravo reality show and its unscrupulous drama is hard work.

Perhaps the most tiring of all is having to explain the events to our friends and family who fall into the camp of people out of the know. "Can someone summarize what's going on on Vanderpump?" they've been tweeting and texting us all week. And we do it; we explain the complicated tentacles of the show's universe and backstories because we're selfless and we care about our loved ones. But it's an exhausting, thankless job.

Thankfully, we now have a helpful guide to walk you and your Jax-free friends through all the news of the last week. "Pumphead" Frankie Underhill put together an 11-page PowerPoint that introduces every major player on "Vanderpump Rules," including the ones at the center of the cheating scandal, and the long, intertwining, and dishonorable road it took to get here.

Please read, share, and enjoy.