How important is Leeds United to you?

If I mention a few random other possible interests, which would you prefer not to exchange for being a Leeds fan?

1. Never having sex again?
2. Never having a relationship again?
3. Never eating your favourite food again?
4. Never travelling, going on holiday again?
5. Losing your job?
6. Losing your wife/girlfriend?
7. Having no access to Internet ever again?
8. Having an illness which has an impact on your daily life?
9. Chronic but bearable physical pain?
10. Losing a good friend?
11. Accepting Leds getting relegated to the first division.
12. Accepting that Leeds will never win anything in your lifetime?
13. How much money would you need to get never to follow Leeds again?

Just interested how important being a Leeds fan is for you...

Cheers.

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