My cousin’s kids have the craziest names – we told her they’re ridiculous but she didn’t listen, they sound like jokes
WANTING your kids to stand out from the crowd is understandable, but one mum might’ve taken it too far when she gave her kids some very unique names.
Her cousin revealed the entire family tried to convince her to call the siblings something else but she stuck with the names anyway.
Posting on Facebook, the cousin wrote: “She has the craziest names for her kids and wouldn’t listen when we told her the names are ridiculous.”
The girls’ names are Oaklynton Ivylove and Carvington, leaving some people convinced the woman must be lying because they’re that bad.
One user commented: “I keep thinking I’ve seen the worst here but you all keep proving me wrong. These people never fail to amaze me. Those poor girls.”
Another user agreed the names were so awful she couldn’t believe anyone would actually use them, she wrote: “I wouldn’t have believed this was anything but satire if you didn’t know them personally.”
And someone else said: “Idk this one made me irrationally mad??”
It was the pronunciation that threw a lot of people off though, as one joked, “it’s like trying to speak with a mouthful of marbles.”
“The first name sounds like a small child trying to make up a name on the fly from things they can see in front of them, adding official syllables they’ve heard before.
“The second one has two options: ham or turkey,” another confused user wrote.
Some even took to slowly sounding the girls’ names out to understand them, but even that wasn’t easy.
“It literally took me longer to sound out the names than it would have taken me to read an entire novel,” one user confessed.
And although some saw the sunny side of things, like one person who said: “Please please PLEASE tell me Carvington’s middle name is Turkey?!!!” Others thought the names were plain cruel.
“Those kids are gonna sue her for emotional distress when they are adults. Hell I’m thinking about it and I only had to read the names,” One slammed.
“She clearly hated them before they were even born,” someone else jabbed.