Raising the dead is a bridge too far for this Minnesota Republican

Minnesota State Senator Eric Lucero, a Republican, unveiled the newest Republican plan to Protect Our Children. And it's such a doozy that it really can't be explained by anyone but the man himself, so take it away ... senator?

Well now, that's a yikes and a half.

Lucero here is promoting his proposed amendment to HF-1999, Amendment A-1, which the chyron here helpfully identifies as "Prohibiting funds to be used for any activities related to the occult, divination, necromancy, soothsaying, Santanism, pedophilia." We'll assume that “Santanism” is a typo, but this is Minnesota, and you never know what sort of weird Minnesota grudges you're going to run into up there.