That was phun.

Seattle Mariners 5, Philadelphia Phillies 3

Total combined ft of home runs: 802ft

Big Dumper triples tonight: 1

Big Dumper triples in his career: 2

Number of times the game was paused because fans threw hot dogs on the field: 1

Stealing the Declaration of Independence in theory: Jarred Kelenic (.169 WPA)

Stealing the Declaration of Independence in practice: Ty France (-.082 WPA)