I’m a mum & there’s 5 kinds of mothers at a soft play centre from the parent who screams to the one who does countdowns
A MUM has comically revealed the five types of mothers she’s witnessed at the soft play centre – and not all of them are flattering.
Candy Gigi shared a light-hearted video acting out the different parenting types, and it has racked up over 250,000 likes.
The UK-based comedian said “respect to each and every one of these poor women” before launching into her impressions.
Here are the five types at soft play centres… so which are you?
1. The mum who doesn’t give a s*** about social services
Candy acted out a frustrated mum exclaiming: “Hudson, Mason, Grayson, Jason, can you get your shoes on please we are going home soon you f***ing c***s.”
2. The mum who does countdowns with her brat kids
The second mum was much more softly spoken but still had to deal with a naughty child.
Candy, pretending to be the parent, said: “Ophelia we are going home soon, shall we do a 10 second countdown?
“10, nine, eight, seven, six” – and then mimed the child slapping her.
Putting on a fake smile, Candy continued: “Thank you Ophelia.”
3. The mum who screams
Candy, who posts under @candygigiyoung, said you can always hear the third type of mum as she’s always bellowing at her rambunctious children.
She acted: “Billllyyyy, Bellaaaaa, get your shoes on we are going home.”
4. The mum with loads of kids who is so over her youngest child
Candy said she often sees mums who are overwhelmed by the number of kids they have.
Pretending to be one tired mum, she said: “Brooklyn, Brooklyn? I think he’s gone missing.
“Right, don’t worry I’ve got five more, let’s go, it’s fine.”
5. The mum who always thinks her child is missing
The comedian claims there is always one parent who is paranoid their son or daughter is lost, and will frantically try to find them during the session.
She joked: “Oscar, Oscar, oh my god I think he’s gone missing, somebody has kidnapped my son, can you call 999.
“Somebody has kidnapped my son, oh no there he is.
“Oscar can you get your shoes on, we are going home?”