Top 100 Starting Pitchers For 2023: Week 14

You're probably reading this article from a boat floating in the middle of a river or lake. There's a sugary rum drink in your hand, or maybe a hard seltzer in a can coozy. Or maybe just a festive lemonade made from actual lemons. You're probably munching on beef in some form -- steak or ground, it doesn't matter. You're probably going to blow up a small section of land in the next 24 hours. Because 'Mericuh. If you're one of the lucky few that gets a holiday, enjoy it. Stare into the sky and count the clouds. Debate the nature of dark matter with your kids. You do you. Happy 4th of July. Just don't get in trouble, or make trouble for somebody else. 

That dramatic opening is also my way of saying: it's a holiday. I'm not answering questions this week. [audible gasping]. I wrote articles and answered questions while I was in Japan, during Easter and Memorial Day, and while my family had Covid. I gave you Top SP Nathan Eovaldi and Top 10 SP Mitch Keller before anybody else. I told you to stop starting and rostering Alek Manoah a month before he was demoted. It's time for a very slight break. Grey is here for questions everyday, and I love checking in with JKJ and Coolwhip. Let them know I said "Hi."