Ah, the summertime Hamptons, land of bottom-of-the-barrel wines served with thimbles of gazpacho at $500-a-head “benefit” bashes on tax felons’ manicured lawns! Maybe you’re crazed with envy that you weren’t invited to Michael Rubin’s “famous white party” in Bridgehampton, which was attended by Tom Brady, Kim Kardashian, J.Lo plus every boldface who ever lived. (But...
