Cheers and Jeers: Monday

The Week Ahead

Monday Today is International Town Crier's Day. Also known as Lindsey Graham every day.

Elon Musk tries to stem the exodus from his social media platform to Threads by promising (and failing) to cut to 20 the number of times per day he posts “I agree!” to Q-Anon conspiracy theory tweets.

The conservative Supreme Court justices celebrate the end of their wrecking-ball session by getting together at John Roberts' summer place to play a few rounds of Stare Decisis Jenga. The first one to cause everything to collapse into a pile of smoldering rubble wins. (Amy Coney Barrett abstains, as she considers the forces of gravity demonic.)

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