ESPN: The Ocho schedule: The complete look at the 2023 edition starting Aug. 3

You know the drill: If it’s almost a sport, it’s going to be on ESPN2.

That’s right, ESPN THE OCHO IS BACK WOOOO!

Only this time, we’re not just getting a 24-hour block of some funky sports — remember Headis? — that we rarely see on cable TV.

No, this time, the seventh annual edition of ESPN2’s look at wacky events is now going to last for a whole three days, with 52 sports and 43 hours of programming. And it’s starting in primetime Thursday night on Aug. 2 with a game involving the famous and amazing Savannah Bananas.

Check out the full schedule (all times Eastern):

Thursday Aug. 3

7 p.m. Savannah Bananas vs. The Party Animals

9 p.m. 2023 ACL Pro Shootout Championship

10 p.m. 2023 Table Hockey World Championships

10:30 p.m. Red Bull Fierste Ljepper

11 p.m. Slamball

Friday, August 4

1 a.m. Stern Heads-Up Pinball Invitational

1:30 a.m. 2020 USA Mullet Championships

2 a.m. 2021 US Air Guitar Championships

3 a.m. 2022 Disc Golf Pro Tour Championship

4 a.m. Jelle’s Marble Runs

4:30 a.m. Foosball World Cup

5:30 a.m. World Chase Tag 5

6:30 a.m. 2023 Wisconsin Auctioneers Championship

7 a.m. Microsoft Excel World Championship

7:30 a.m. Truck and Tractor Pulling

8 a.m. OneWheel World Championship

8:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling Reborn

9 a.m. Extreme Axe & Knife Games

10 a.m. Omegaball Women’s Invitational

11 a.m. 2023 BullShooter Invitational Shootout

12 p.m. Omegaball Men’s Invitational

1 p.m. Professional Cuesports League (PCL)

2 p.m. TurfWars Invitational: Adult Kickball Championship

3 p.m. The Ocho Show

4 p.m. 2023 NWLA Wiffleball All-Stars

5 p.m. Major League Table Tennis

6 p.m. 2023 Slippery Stairs

7 p.m. Johnsonville SuperHole IV Championship

9 p.m. Viii Sports YMCA Invitational

10 p.m. Pillow Fight Championship

11 p.m. 2023 FootGolf World Cup

11:30 p.m. Masskrugstemmen Stein Holding Competition

Saturday, August 5

12:00 a.m. 2023 Corgi Races

12:30 a.m. World Dog Surfing Championship Best Waves

1 a.m. USA Dodgeball All-Star Showcase

2 a.m. CROSSNET Sand Series: SoCal

2:30 a.m. 2022 eSkootr Championship

3 a.m. 2022 Spikeball’s Co-Ed Invitational: Utah

4 a.m. Red Bull Paper Wings

4:30 a.m. Corunna Belt Sander Races

5 a.m. Franklin Rock River Stone Skipping Competition

5:30 a.m. Teqball Tour: Los Angeles

6:30 a.m. 2020 Tetris Championships

7:30 a.m. Golden Tee World Championship

8 a.m. World Sign Spinning Championship

8:30 a.m. Grass Drag Racing Season Opener

9 a.m. 2022 AUDL Championship

9:30 a.m. Ultimate Ninja World Finals

10 a.m. Red Bull Rapids

10:30 a.m. FlingGolf: San Diego Open

11 a.m. Professional Horseshoes League

12 p.m. 2023 ACL Pro Doubles World Championship