The Pfaadt Boy Is Back, And You Know He Can Never Be Whack

Brandon Pfaadt (7 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 7.11) returned three starts ago to the Diamondbacks' rotation so has there been any changes? First off, his ERA of 7.11 doesn't play here, cuz. We are *claps hands* Wawa! We are *claps hands* Wawa! We are *claps hands* Wawa! Coursing through my veins is Type O, no, you dint. That 7.11 Slurpee-ass ERA is deceiving. His last three starts: 3.37 ERA. Also, and more importantly, 16:2. That's the most important ratio. No, not Jon Snow's Golden Ratio of his butt. That's his K:BB in 18 2/3 IP, and that plays. This is for this year, but I'm already getting worked up for Brandon Pfaadt's 2024 fantasy hoo-ha. Remember, he was supposed to be an ace. That didn't disappear because he struggled in his first call-up. Don't make me go back to how even Kershaw looked pedestrian in his first call-up. Let me just go there while saying I won't go there. In fact (Grey's got more!), starters tend to take three years to get their footing in the majors. Either way, the command has been there since his recall, so hold off on rasberrying your lips at Brandon Pfft. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: