Trump's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day made worse by goats

Every one of us has had bad days in our lives, but few of us have ever been indicted on four felonies for a conspiracy to fraudulently change the results of a United States election. At this point, that might only count as an average Thursday for Donald Trump.

But boy oh boy, was Trump's day filled with reminders that he isn't the president anymore. Get ready for truly epic levels of short-thumbed rageposting, because he had a bad day.

Trump's arraignment began with an insult he's probably not used to, with the magistrate judge making him cool his heels at the defense table for a good 20 minutes before showing up to begin. In Trump's world, making someone wait for you is a power move. It's how Vladimir Putin used to show world leaders he was the more important figure. "I'm too busy for you, so just sit and stew for a while" is a favorite game among the elite.

And then, the judge had the audacity to not suck up to him!