Ambulance Chasers: Lars Takes Ones To The Noots

Howdy, Razzfriends!

I want to put it on the record that I do not have testicles (in the literal sense). However, I try to empathize with the plight of those who get hit in the Crotch metropolitan area. Whether you sympathize or empathize, you probably felt something for Lars Nootbaar when he took a ball to the junk during a game with the A’s earlier this week. Please, blog, may I have some more?