I work at a funeral home & there are five things I’d never do now – including the place parents should never take kids
A WOMAN has revealed the five things she’ll never do after working at a funeral home.
The social media user, who works at Return Home Human Composting, a green funeral home offering human composting as a post-life option, has shared the few things she’s been put off for life since working in the industry.
And it’s not good news if you’re a thrill seeker who loves a trip to the fair…
1. BERMUDA BATHROOM DESIGNS
First up, the funeral home worker shares a snap of a bathroom designed with a toilet that’s positioned inbetween the bath and sink.
“I’ll never build a bathroom like this where the toilet is situated between the bathtub and the sink,” she explains.
“We call this the Bermuda triangle because if you pass away on the toilet, you’re going to get lost between the spaces.”
2. DRIVE IN BAD WEATHER
Next up, the funeral home worker explains why she’ll never drive if the weather is questionable at all.
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Showing a shocking picture of the reality of what it looks like when driving through a blizzard storm in the dark, she notes: “So if I see a blizzard, I’m avoiding this at all costs.”
3. FAIRGROUND RIDES
Moving on, the woman, who admits she has an “adventurous spirit”, says she’ll never be seen going on a fairground ride “unless it’s one that stays in one area.”
She adds: “Travelling carnival rides give me bad vibes.”
4 & 5. UNDERWATER CAVE DIVING OR SPELUNKING
The social media users goes on to say that along with that adventurous spirit would be something like underwater cave diving or spelunking – the exploration of caves.
“Those are just a no from me!” she says.
The video has since gone viral, racking up a whopping xx views and hundreds of comments – with many chiming in with the things they no longer do.
“I would never ride a motorbike,” wrote one.
“30 years ago my dad was a fire fighter.
“During an accident he picked the helmet and the person head was still in it.”
A second penned: “Thank you! people say I’m too dramatic for refusing to drive in bad weather.”
A third chimed in: “Second mortuary lady to tell me this week not to take my kids on fair rides and yea agreed 100%.”
Meanwhile, a fourth noted: “I was told no carnival rides when I was 6 . Per my grandmother.”
Another added: “My dad is an engineer and he would never let me or my brother on fairground rides. I’ve grown to see why.”
And a further recalled: “I was at a fair, one time and on one of the upside down rides with a cage the door opened.”