Pumpkin Spice Scented Flushable Wipes: Fall, for Your Butt

Made by Dude Wipes, DUMPkin Spice flushable wipes (affiliate link) are butt wipes scented with “clove, nutmeg, and other fall sh**.” What that other fall sh** is, I’m not sure, but maybe pumpkin. Or cinnamon apple. I don’t know, I didn’t make them – I am going to use them, though. Can these also be used to flavor coffee? Asking for a friend with a ton of bad ideas.

The extra-large wipes are made from plant fibers and not fiberglass, which is definitely a plus as far as comfortable wiping is concerned. The extra large size is also a plus for effectively cleaning the entirety of your own jack-o-lantern.

Do we need pumpkin spice-scented butt wipes? No. We probably don’t need most of the pumpkin spice products that exist, but that doesn’t mean people don’t want them. Take my wife for example. From September to November, if it’s not pumpkin-scented or flavored, she’s not buying it. I joke with her about it, but I still wear the pumpkin spice cologne she bought me.

[via TheGreenHead]