I had high expectations for my halterneck underboob bikini, but with my mom bod my girls were making a bid for freedom
THE promise of the advertisement has sorely let one fashion fan down.
She had high expectations for her halterneck underboob bikini.
But the reality failed to match the glossy image.
When she tried on this saucy swimwear she experienced an insolvable problem
Her mom bod was barely contained by the restraints of this bikini top and her girls made a bid for freedom.
But Fi (@lindforsfi), who is an “author, speaker, and impacter” bore it all with a weary raise of her eyebrows.
“Expectations,” she said in her post as she showed the bikini as advertised.
In it, the model’s boobs remained uplifted and perky.
But when she tried on the same number, the result was worlds away.
“Reality,” she despaired. Anyone who can relate?”
No matter how she manipulated her breasts, they would not fit comfortably in this bikini.
Even worse, her boobies sagged out.
But commenters quickly put her out of her despair.
One person summed up the views of many others.
“Halle Berry once said: ‘When they’re real that happens.”
Another shared a similar view: “That’s an implant-only swimsuit.”
And a third figured the same: “They’re using tape.”
One viewer took comfort from the video: “Thank you, was beginning to think it was just me.”
“Beautifully natural,” opined this fan.
This mom felt the pain: “Five breastfed babies here, I understand the reality all too much.”
Fi and other moms might take comfort from the Centre For Surgery.
They explained the obvious differences between fake and natural breasts.
“One of the most visible differences lies in the placement and shape of the breasts.
“Augmented breasts often sit higher up on the chest and tend to maintain more volume in the upper region, resulting in a rounded appearance.”
They continued: “On the other hand, natural breasts typically exhibit a teardrop or sloping shape, with more fullness concentrated towards the bottom half.”