Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

My New Year’s Resolutions (since everyone keeps asking):

»  I won’t be suckered into believing any bogus conspiracy theories anybody tells me anymore. I will only be suckered into believing the ones told to me by the nanobots in my booster shots.

»  While traveling, I shall help make the job of TSA screeners easier by wearing nothing but my patriotism.

»  I shall try to see the world from the MAGA point of view by spending some quality time acting like a soulless, thick-as-a-brick demon child.

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