Kilt-wearing pervert caught shoving antique items up his bum

A makeup brush, an antique bottle opener and a tobacco tent can, these are just some of the things a pervert shoved up his bum while visiting an antiques store.

Mitchell C Vest, 60, dressed in a kilt, was caught putting them up his hole before placing them back carefully on the shelves at The Antique Gallery in Houston on February 8.

Shop manager Susan Golden couldn’t quite believe what she was seeing and told Fox 26: ‘I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure I knew what I was looking at.

‘I’ve seen quite a few things here, but not that.’

Susan phoned police on February 10 after watching back over CCTV showing Mitchell take the makeup brush and hardware piece and shoving ‘both items up his anus, then returning the items to the shelf’.

But later that day he appeared at the nearby Curiosity Shop and decided to put a tent can and bottle opener up his hole too.

All the items had to be thrown away by both shop owners because they had gone up Mitchell’s anus.

The shops estimate the damage he cost at $74 in the Curiosity Shop and $130 at the Antique Gallery.  

Other horrified antique dealers soon realised he had been to their shops too.

By February 15 the whole thing had escalated because police received complaints from ‘multiple concerned citizens’ about Mitchell who they said was ‘observed selecting items from multiple vendors and placing the selected items in his rectum’.

‘The male was then observed removing the items and placing them back on the shelves,’ Constable Mark Herman said.

‘During further investigation, constable investigators were able to positively identify the male as Mitchell Vest.

‘Due to the loss of multiple antique items that had to be disposed, constable deputies obtained a warrant for his arrest for the offense of criminal mischief.

‘Deputies with Constable Mark Herman’s special operations unit then located and apprehended Mitchell Vest for his criminal mischief warrant.’

Mitchell was arrested by police on February 15 and charged with one count of criminal mischief.

But police are still on the hunt for a female companion who accompanied him.

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