Amsterdam’s new tourism campaign is patronizing and toothless, but they’re right to treat the British like imbeciles

Was it stroopwafels, the delicious Dutch delicacy of syrup sandwiched between thin waffles, which I wanted to consume large quantities of in Amsterdam, or cocaine?

One of these wouldn't have attracted even a hint of interest from me - the last one, if you must know - but this is a current question posed to potential British visitors by the Dutch city's ...