3-4: Chart

In which the Mariners fall below sea level.

Still has three extra lives: JP Crawford, .047

Controller wasn’t plugged in the whole time: George Kirby, -.386 WPA

Game thread comment of the game:

This early in the season, all reactions are overreactions, but that doesn’t make the emotions that drive them any less valid. Today, the Mariners absolutely feel cursed, logic be damned.