Drew Carey Offers NSFW Thoughts on Seeing Phish at Vegas Sphere
Phish just wrapped up the band's highly anticipated, extremely limited four-run show at the Sphere in Las Vegas. For fans lucky enough to attend any of the consecutive shows, it was a bucket list experience. The Price is Right host Drew Carey was among those in attendance, and the comedian broke out of his usual family-friendly persona to give a very candid review of the concert.
"I swear I just talked to God," Carey posted to social media early Monday morning along with a short clip taken from inside of the Sphere, after ostensibly seeing the final show on Sunday, April 21. "I would give you all my money, stick my d--k in a blender and swear off p--sy for the rest of my life in exchange for this."
"Bro I met God tonight for real," he added. "I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie."
#Phish at the #Sphere
— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
I swear I just talked to God
I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.
Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie pic.twitter.com/Wci1OdUp3F
In a follow-up post, the 65-year-old wrote that he was "still melted" from the performance. But if that wasn't enough, Carey added in a third post that he imagined the experience was akin to having an orgasm with female genitalia.
"I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time," he perplexingly continued. "F--king keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead. That was God at work or something. Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie."
This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy
— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time
Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling…
Drew!
Not surprisingly, his mentions quickly became flooded with jokes, many of which were from people asking what drugs he had taken, or whether they had worn off yet. (It's no coincidence that the brief residency took place on April 20.)
"Have your pets spade or neutered," quipped one user, echoing the words of original The Price is Right host Bob Barker, who reminded viewers daily to help to control the pet population until his last appearance in 2007; a plea that Carey has taken up in his stead.
In either case, it seems as though Phish at the Sphere was clearly a life-changing, religious experience for countless fans in attendance. But the only tough thing about flying too close to the sun is the inevitable fall back down to earth, which Carey seems to more than have demonstrated.