Those to Blame (15 replies)

Garry Cook - sacked Eustace when everything was stable; brought his clownish mate Rooney in, either to do Stretford a favour or cuz Cook's demented.

Wagner - outsourcing footballing decision to a narcissist like Cook

Rooney - a braindead slob who wiped out 1/3 of the season

Gardner - plays Fifa Street on his Playstation and wants to sign loads of 'messy ballerz' instead of tried and tested Championship players. Spent multiple transfer windows not signing a striker; flew to Italy to get a 5ft 10 centre half / fashion model in who bottles 50/50s, cant head a ball and cant pass; this on top of Oli Burke loans, duds like Paik, Dozzell, Tyler Roberts on a 5 year deal, Sanderson. Horrendous recruitment. Breathtaking.

Mowbray - releasing Kevin Long inexplicably. Probably cost us a few goals not having Long v QPR, Millwall et al

Miyoshi - Missed 5 sitters in the last three games. Miss at Rotherham was criminal. Foot like a pillow.

Buchanan - Ran in front of the keeper at Rotherham for no apparent reason, chalking Stansfield's goal off

The Open House - ransacked the buffet at the ground instead of holding the owners to account

The EFL - Letting Hull punch a goal in

Thongs - too many reasons to mention

Gold & Platinum away members - jeering Stansfield, reducing our chances of signing him

Any more?