Clarkson’s Farm fans ‘hurt themselves laughing’ at Jeremy’s REVOLTING discovery after botched mating scenes
CLARKSON’S Farm fans were left in disbelief after Jeremy Clarkson made a stomach-churning discovery whilst tending to a pair of pigs.
Amazon Prime Video viewers were welcomed back to Diddly Squat farm in season three of the hit farming show, which premiered on May 3.
In the second episode of season three, titled Porking, fans were left in stitches after a farcical moment led to a hilarious discovery.
During the latest episode of Clarkson’s Farm, Jeremy and his girlfriend, Lisa Hogan, were called to a field in the pouring rain to try to move a pair of pigs.
However, as the couple attempted to make the transfer, a young female filly pig entered.
Jeremy explained to the viewers at home: “He wants to pork her, but the big sow wants to be porked. Oh, he’s on already.”
Lisa then suggests grabbing the older pig to try and trick her.
She told Jeremy: “If I pretend to be s****ing her here, she’s gonna leave that one alone, right?”
Jeremy replied: “Look, she’s jealous. The only solution was to distract the older sow with something better than sex,” before he told the pig: “Have a ginger nut biscuit.”
Next Jeremy chased one pig around the field while girlfriend Lisa mimicked sex on its back quarters and the other two pigs mated, all in the pouring rain.
After the deed was done, Jeremy looked in his pockets and discovered a vile surprise was left behind.
As he pulled his hand out, he squirmed: “Oh s***. What the hell? What the hell is that? Has one of the pigs been sick in my pocket? Look! What the bloody hell’s that? Ugh. For f***s sake.”
As the scenes aired, fans took to X and spoke about the chaoticly hilarious scenes that unfolded.
One user penned: “The ‘porking’ scene gave me the biggest belly laugh I’ve had watching TV in a very, very long time.
“Lisa trying to apply pressure to the back of the sow and Jeremy running around with ginger nut biscuits was hilarious.”
Another added: “I honestly hurt myself laughing.”
A third wrote: “He was sort of insinuating it was semen or vomit, but I think it was just biscuits that got mushed in the rain. Not sure though, with him, it could be anything.”
Since the third season of Clarkson’s Farm premiered at the beginning of the month, it has risen to the top of the TV charts, quickly harvesting 10.7 million views.
The show beat Sir David Attenborough’s Mammals on BBC1, and Netflix stalker drama Baby Reindeer.
Between Friday and Sunday, the first episode received 3.7 million views, the second three million, and the third and fourth episodes two million each.
A TV insider said: “This will be greeted with glee by Jeremy, whose hard work, frustration and clashes with sidekick Kaleb Cooper will have all been worth it.
“Nobody would have predicted that a show about farming would have been such a smash.
“Prime will also be thrilled to overtake arch-rival Netflix and the BBC.”
The show is well on target to beat its seven-day record – 4.3 million views of series two’s first episode last year.
Last year, Jeremy confirmed that Amazon Prime Video had commissioned a fourth season of his show.
The popular TV personality confirmed production is ramping up on season four of Clarkson’s Farm.
Clarkson’s Farm is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.