This Week on The Real House Reps of D.C. …

If they’re gonna try to stop us from scrolling on TikTok, then we guess it’s only fair that Congress provides us with some form of entertainment. Call it The Real House Reps of DC. On Thursday night, a House Oversight Committee hearing devolved into what felt like a full-blown reality TV fight when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene suggested that Rep. Jasmine Crockett couldn’t read properly through her “fake eyelashes.” Ultimately, Greene wasn’t disciplined for this remark, so Crockett later pointedly asked the chairman if that meant it was okay to bring up someone’s “bleach blonde, bad-built, butch body.”

Oh wow, Jasmine Crockett goes off on Marjorie Taylor Greene and Luna pic.twitter.com/AShjGfPXoe

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2024

Crockett is already selling shirts with the quote, which she said will be part of a larger “clapback collection” funding efforts to flip the House blue. In the meantime, the internet has memorialized the moment the best way it knows how: with memes. As it turns out, Greene’s not the only one who ticks some people’s “B6” boxes:

bleach blonde, bad built, butch body pic.twitter.com/6hyONLJokE

— aram (@aramnotagoat) May 17, 2024

Bleach blonde bad built butch body pic.twitter.com/aFM5T3HqRn

— wuf •̀⩊•́ (@bong_rot) May 17, 2024

“bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” pic.twitter.com/S7FOHL04Yd

— Adam Koenig, MD⚕️ (@KoenigAdam) May 17, 2024

“bleach blonde bad built butch body” pic.twitter.com/ypeVvECe44

— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) May 17, 2024

Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! pic.twitter.com/voIp7YEuan

— nat ???????????????? (@laugh_track_nat) May 17, 2024

bleach blonde, bad built, butch body pic.twitter.com/3Jze5FEleQ

— Jennie Egerdie (@hijennieblair) May 17, 2024

bleach blonde, bad built, butch body pic.twitter.com/AGZaHftd28

— a rat jumping around the corner looking for a food (@n0thasghey) May 17, 2024

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