Trump Springs Into Action When Bronx Rally Attendee Needs Medical Help
Donald VonShittyPants's rally in the Bronx on Thursday was off the charts. And again (we keep having to say this), if President Biden had done one-tenth of what Trump did during his ego rally, the media would be all up in that.
Trump welcomed on his stage Sleepy Hallow and Sheff G, who were indicted last May along with 30 other gang members on a 140-count criminal indictment. And that includes murder and at least 12 shootings. The law and order President didn't seem fazed by that, and it will likely just barely be a blip in the media. Trump only remarked on one of the rapper's teeth, saying he needs to get his done like that, too.
And then Trump asked if he was "hotter" before becoming President or after. If that doesn't make you feel all stabby, I don't know what will—slashy even!
At some point, an individual in the crowd needed medical assistance. Now, if you've ever known a narcissist, the following is the least surprising news of the day.
"Take your time," Trump said. "Doc, we have time. Some people waited here for two days."
"It's tough," he continued. It's tough. Thank you. Plenty of time. That's good."
Here it comes. Trump seems to repeat something said to him.
"Water," Trump says. "Right."
Then he pulls out a bottle of water and drinks it.
He. Drank. The. Water.