Dwayne Johnson Agreed to a ‘Unicorn Poo’ Facial & It Doesn’t Get More Girl Dad Than That
Dwayne Johnson really should drop his “The Rock” nickname and get a new moniker entirely. We’re thinking Dwayne “The Girl Dad” Johnson would work nicely. Because time and time again, Johnson proves that he is as good (dare we say … better?!) at being a girl dad as he was at being in the ring.
The former professional wrestler posted a selfie video on Instagram today that he had taken a 6:15 a.m. (six. fifteen.) yesterday. In it, his daughters Jasmine, 8 and Tiana, 6 hover above him with a glittery concoction in one hand and spoons in the other. They’ve laid his head on a towel and placed another one around his neck and are scooping and spreading globs of blue glittery goodness onto his face and head. (There’s more surface area when your dad is bald … )
“No better way to start off FATHER’S DAY than with a ‘Magical Glitter Facial’ aka Unicorn Poo ???? ???? ????,” he captioned the post which gained more than 85 thousand likes in just an hour.
If you’re wondering how Johnson found himself in that position, he explained that he was in his office around 5 a.m., waiting for his “little tornadoes” to wake up. Around an hour later, he heard the “stampede of little running footsteps” and was then told three things that made him “immediately” know things were “NOT going to end well….”
“Daddy we have a Father’s Day surprise for you,” “Lay down,” and “This might sting your eyes,” the girls apparently said in rapid succession.
This might sting your eyes?! I would be running for the hills, but not Johnson.
“????????????♂️????????♂️,” he continued. “I’m a sucker for this stuff – our babies grow up fast and I know a time will come when they’re all grown up and running to daddy first thing in the morning will no longer be this daddy’s reality.”
The girls — who Johnson shares with wife Lauren Hashian — continued to load up his forehead while he complimented their work before they decided they didn’t want to “waste” it all. (You’ve got to pace the Unicorn Poo facials out, after all! You wouldn’t want to run the risk of drying out your skin or making it overly sensitive.)
“I LOVE IT and I’ll take every second of this girl dad magic while I can get it,” Johnson said in his caption. “Bring it on ????????????”
This is such a classic girl dad move — letting your daughters give you a facial, paint your nails, or give you a full-blown makeover. And Johnson is a girl dad of three. He also shares 22-year-old daughter Simone with ex-wife Dany Garcia. And while Simone was not spooning glitter onto her dad’s forehead at 6:15 a.m., she must be a constant reminder of how quickly time flies. And why it’s important to get a unicorn poo facial while you can.
These celebrity fathers are all proud to be “girl dads.”