Aaron Rodgers Says He Found Recipe For The “Fountain of Youth”

We’ve learned a lot of things about Aaron Rodgers over the past 20 years. We know he might be the most accurate thrower of the football in NFL history. He’s a surefire Hall of Fame quarterback who will go down as one of the greatest ever. He is also a conspiracy theorist and a drug addict. He would probably call it being a purveyor of alternate medicine. The bottom line is Rodgers has become more and more unhinged with his sampling of new remedies with advancing age. He won’t hesitate to champion them at every possible opportunity, too.

Rodgers has dealt with a number of injuries over the past few weeks. However, at his latest presser, he swore he felt rejuvenated thanks to a remedy relayed to him by New York Jets teammate Thomas Morstead. Is it a special exercise, cream, or medicine? Nope. It’s cayenne pepper and water. Rodgers swears it is the greatest discovery of the 21st century.

“T-Mo gave me a little fountain of youth he said he’s been taking for a while. All legal, of course. … He’s been taking like cayenne pepper and water, so he gave me some before the game.

Felt pretty good, but I’ve been kind of gassing him up. That’s why I’m feeling so good. I’m not sure how much that’s playing a factor.”

Aaron Rodgers will do anything to champion his fight against age.

The problem is, unlike Tom Brady, none of his supposed solutions seem to work. Rodgers is having the worst season of his career, throwing 12 touchdowns and seven interceptions. He hasn’t thrown for 300 yards in a game since December of 2021. This is not the player people remember. People will blame a poor situation around him. In reality, this version of Aaron Rodgers was already showing up before his departure from Green Bay. He just can’t hit that extra gear to lift a team to wins anymore. The loss last week to the hapless New England Patriots might’ve been the low point of his career. Yet here he is insisting cayenne and water will solve all his problems. R-E-L-A-X. Drug addictions do tend to make you delusional.