‘Jonald J. Trump’: Herschel Walker Dragged For Flubbing Trump’s Name At Georgia Rally
Former NFL running back and former Republican candidate for U.S. Senate Herschel Walker addresses the crowd at a rally for Republican presidential candidate and former President Donald Trump at the Atrium Health Amphitheater on November 3, 2024, in Macon, Georgia. | Source: John Moore / Getty
You really gotta love Herschel Walker, man. Walker has scarcely been seen since his failed Senate run in 2022 when you couldn’t put him in front of a microphone without him showing off how “observably stupid” he appears to be. (Seriously, he wasn’t even invited to the Republican National Convention, where the GOP’s “Black friends” were being paraded on stage like contestants on So You Think You Can Tap Dance.)
Now, the first time he’s back behind a podium, he can’t seem to remember the name of the presidential candidate he’s endorsing.
“And it is time for it to stop, and it stops on Tuesday when we vote for my friend and your friend, Donald Trump Jr.—Donald Trump. Jonald J. Trump,” Walker said during a Trump rally in Macon, Georgia, Sunday, before walking off the stage after what was, I’m sure, a rousing speech full of the substance and intellectual prowess that the Black Republican in “the greatest country in the United States” is known for.
OK, let’s be fair to Walker here, guys. The man must live an exhausting life pretending to be a cop while pretending to moonlight as an FBI agent and also pretending to be a vampire-hunting werewolf under the moonlight. Walker doesn’t even seem to know who he is, how is he supposed to remember old Ronald Rump or Don King Jr. or Jamba Juice or Jabba the Trump — or whatever the hell that guy’s name is?
Actually, Walker’s flubbing of Trump’s name might not have even been accidental. Maybe he was trying to get back at the ex-president for calling his fellow Blacks for MAGA Trump-humper Sage Steele by the wrong name. Last month, during a Town Hall that Steele hosted, Trump said: “Thank you very much. Thank you. Let’s have a little fun, Paige. OK?”
PAIGE? Who TF is Paige?
So, maybe Walker was like, “Nah, you not finna do my Sunken Place homie like that, Mr. Jonald J. Ben Crump Sr.!”
Or, whatever, maybe Walker just isn’t the brightest crayon in the box he probably writes his speeches with.
Welcome back, Herschel, we almost kind of missed you.
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