Nikki Glaser's Golden Globes 2026 Monologue: Full 10+ Minute Video

The video of Nikki Glaser‘s full 2026 Golden Globes monologue is here, and it’s over 10 minutes of joke after joke.

She opened with an iconic line: “Without a doubt, the most important thing that’s happening in the world right now.”

“I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight, it is insane. So many A-listers… and by A-listers, I mean people who are on ‘a list’ that has been heavily redacted. And the Golden Globe for Best Editing goes to… the Justice Department!” she joked.

She then went in on the changes happening at CBS News: “And the award for most editing goes to CBS News! Yes, CBS News: America’s newest place to ‘See B.S. news.’”

She made jokes about a lot of celebrities including Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B. Jordan (“Nikki B. Jerkin’”), and more.

Watch above!