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HUFFPOST HILL - Marco Rubio Literally Disintegrating

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Marco Rubio broke his tooth on a Twix, though at press time it was unclear if it was the Left Twix or the Right Twix. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders both want you to know some of their best friends are black. And George W. Bush will campaign with Jeb next week to remind voters that you can fool them once, but you can't get fooled again. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Thursday, February 11th, 2016:

SNACK DELIBERATELY WEAKENED MARCO RUBIO'S TOOTH - In an unfortunate incident that Marco Rubio's manufacturer should have anticipated when choosing what to build his teeth from, the GOP establishment's favorite android suffered his biggest setback Wednesday since all those other ones. Erica Orden: "Aboard a flight to Washington, D.C. on Wednesday evening, Mr. Rubio, the Florida senator, cracked a molar while snacking on a Twix bar, he told reporters on Thursday when he stopped at a Cracker Barrel restaurant for breakfast with his wife and four children." [WSJ]

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