Obama recites love poem to wife on national television

"Somebody call the Situation Room because things are about to get hot," said Obama as he stood in front of a red curtain and amid bouquets of red roses and white lilies as Barry White-style music played in the background.

[...] I'll give you a massage while you watch 'Ellen's Design Challenge' on HGTV.

Because I love you so much, I Obamacare about you more than you even know.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are the president and I am your boo," she said, joking about writing the ode while doing 100 pushups to help get her "creative juices" flowing.

Obama also revealed that he has considered going out in disguise and talked about how hard it will be to send daughter Malia off to college in the fall.

When DeGeneres tells the president he's too recognizable to try to hide behind a mustache, Obama says: "That's a problem."