It’s hard out there for a bottom.

First of all let's get this out the way: taking a dick in the ass is a lot of fucking effort.

Like, it's actually exhausting.

NBC

Which basically means porn stars are fucking liars.

New Line Cinema

For one, you have to watch what you eat and when you eat if you're planning on having sex.

Say bye to your hopes and dreams of having hot, clean sex if you've just scoffed a curry or a burrito on your lunch.

Warner Bros

Then you have to take into account the actual preparation behind bottoming. Basically douching.

Relativity Media

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