78 Thoughts Everyone Has Watching "MasterChef" Australia

More like MasterStress.

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1. Why are they still using Katy Perry's "Hot and Cold" as a theme song?
2. C'mon MasterChef, it's time for a change.
3. Take a shot every time the word "pressure" is used.
4. Actually, it's already been used about five times in the last two minutes, better not.
5. Would be a great pre-drinking game though.
6. Every time a contestant mentions how stressed they are, I start to feel really stressed also.
7. I also can't deal with all this crying, but I can't manage to change the channel???
8. How do I get the job of being a judge though?
9. I can cook. And I can eat.
10. I can throw potato gems into the oven and get them a nice CRISPY texture, aka the judges fave vibe.
11. They love a bit of crisp.
12. Why do the contestants always look so shocked every time they're told they have an hour to cook in a challenge?
13. You think they'd have learnt by now.

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